For years, author and humorist Steve Brewer has entertained readers with his broken adages and twisted advice. Now the best 1500 of his "Rules for Successful Living" are collected into one handy self-help guide that's absolutely no help at all. If you need laughter, you need the Rules "If Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry had a love child, it would be Brewer." --Virginia Swift, author of "Brown-Eyed Girl"