BLACK AND WHITE EDITION Esteemed felines Although this book was written and compiled with photographs in collaboration with a human, do not despair The title was the human's idea, but in no way am I telling you what to do--I am a cat as well and would never dream of directing your actions. No, in this book I merely remind you of all the ways in which we cats are superior to all other creatures. So, if one day you find yourself forgetting this ultimate truth, you can turn to this volume and luxuriate in this knowledge. Rejoice, for we are the most talented of all creatures. Claude.