Paperback edition. This book is one-half of my previous book "Bride of The Funniest People in Religion and Families: 500 Anecdotes." It contains 250 anecdotes about religion, including this one: Ludwig Bemelmans, author/illustrator of the "Madeline" series of children's books, had an Uncle Joseph who was a priest. Very few things upset him, but late arrivals to church services did. At the end of services, when Uncle Joseph walked down the aisle and blessed worshippers with holy water, he used to take a big dip of water and douse anyone who had come to services late.