Sorry Cricket Fans, this is a collection of 300 pieces of me, no not a menu for cannibals either. It's a series of easy pieces of me, easy to digest and will make you ask for more, just like Oliver. You can tell by the food references that I'm fat, in fact my Chinese name is Panzi, which means fat fat boy. I suppose I should say a little about myself, I started writing by accident back in 1987, I had just reached my life's ambition, I had a nice house for myself. So what next, I stumbled into writing, I had been an avid BBC Radio 4 listener for 20 years, so that meant I had a good start. One year later I knew how to write, The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker was born. I then tried my hand at writing a play, Shoplife a comedy about the death of a store emerged, I wrote it at the time of the Atlanta Olympics. As I write Team GB have 25Golds, and PM Cameron wishes he could weigh down Nick Clegg with a few golds and throw him in the Thames. Normal daily politics. I try and write funny pieces that'll make you smile, though sometimes there is a serious piece tucked away inside. I am married now with a Shanghai wife and 2 bilingual daughters, so I try and make fun by explaining our Birmingham Adams family life. 300 not out is a collection of my stories from my soon to be dead www.michaelgcasey.wordpress.com site, so immortality beacons via 300 and not Out. I hope you like this and my other books which are on Amazon Kindle, just look for the fat fat boy or Panzi. Cheers, Michael Casey 10th August 2012