People say that a picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes a mighty quotation is worth more than a thousand pictures. Words have the ability to express thoughts, and also the power to make us laugh. It is when these two abilities are skilfully combined that a special kind of quotes that we so adore emerges. This book contains a selection of 333 such quotations, carefully selected in a strict editorial process-they are mostly short, intelligent, funny, often sharp and sarcastic, and most importantly, quotable.