"I knew he had more bitches than I could count on both paws - at least fifty shades of fur. But despite his reputation at Doggie Bath, the local day-boarding and groomer for dogs in the Tannersville, Mississippi, area, he still had me at first lick and sniff." A delightful, yet somewhat bawdy "tail" about Missy Barkalot, a petite rust-colored long-haired Dachshund and the apple of her eye, Humphrey B (aka "Hump"), and the other characters, both dogs and cats, who are frequent guests at Doggie Bath. Missy is pursued by Ralph the Bulldog, but she only has eyes for Hump, who was seduced by the glamorous toy poodle, CoCo. It turns out CoCo was a victim of her environment, as her owner had some kinky habits using a gray tie. Bondage with leashes, bite marks, jive-talking cats and cross-dressing Dobermans - not to mention a Doggie Blues band - keep the story rolling as Missy Barkalot uses her feminine wiles to woo Hump away from CoCo. DoggieBath has a little bit of everything - sexual intrigue, rock-n-roll and blues - canine style, and of course, a little weed. This fun romp through the world of Missy and Hump make a "furfect" read If you love animals, you will love "50 Shades Of Fur."