If you are a lover of language, wit, bad puns, sophomoric sophistication, crude jokes, political incorrectness, social commentary, cross-dressing, sword fighting, cannibalism, iambic pentameter, paranormal experiences, rap music, hidden messages, classic television and film references, sexual innuendo, small furry animals, the joy of matrimony, hot girl-on-girl action and run-on sentences, this just might be the play for you Please note** There is no hot girl-on-girl action in this play (I have no idea why I said that.) A Bard's Day's Night ('s Dream) is a farce, wrapped in a satire, encased in parody and gently braised in sardonic sauce. It's a loving mockery of the works and characters of Shakespeare while also exploring the deeper modern day issues of politics, racial equality, gay marriage, gender roles, body image and more - all with a humorous touch and zany madcap antics. Will Hameo win the heart of the fair Julinia? Will the evil King Milhous mend his crooked ways? Will the Two and a Half Witches ever rhyme again? Read on, dear woodland friends, read on...