Live better on less and have more fun doing it This book offers hardcore, real-world, practical advice on how anyone can survive in a precarious economy. Learn useful tips and creative strategies, from a hardworking musician who, like most professional musicians, knows, from hard-won experience, how to not only keep the annoying wolf from the door, but how to give him a painful wedgie, so he'll finally give up and leave you the f*&k alone. Two reasons you should take seriously what this book has to say: 1. Musicians are experts at living on next-to-nothing. Musicians, notoriously unemployed and underpaid, have always had to get by on less, so we're well versed in the tricks and strategies of bare-bones, economic survival. But, of course, sheer survival is not nearly enough. 2. Musicians know how to live fun, fulfilling and productive lives without following all the mind-numbing, conventional '9 to 5' rules of mainstream society Musicians don't like to admit it out loud, but the truth is... we sleep late, we have more (and better) sex and we have way more fun at our jobs than most folks. Lawyers practice, accountants calculate, plumbers plumb, but musicians... well, when we go to work... we play You can hold your breath and wait for the global economy to improve... or you can read this book