Lady Cecily's and Lady Anne's afternoon is endangered when a dirty pirate disturbs their tea party. He is searching for new serving wenches for his ship and he plans the take these two winsome lassies back to The Sea Witch. But these lassies have plans of their own Watch as this pirate's world is turned upside down, proving that civility and gentility are the best weapons with which to arm oneself. A fun look at etiquette and table manners for pirates and other needy diners.