"We all know that children can go from oh, that is so sweet, to, are you freaking kidding me? In five seconds, flat..." I don't know about you guys, but as a parent of three, there are moments that make me proud of the little army I created and others that made me want to pull out my hair, shaking my head as I try not to cry. Parenting is tough, and despite what you might think, you can't control everything. Trust me when I say this, S#!? happens, and chances are you are not going to be prepared for it. Well, guess what? You are not alone and inside you'll find stories to prove it. This book is for all those coffee-nuking, dinner-making, cupcake-baking, laundry-folding, yard-guarding, lunch-packing, fight-halting, shoe-finding, toy-fixing parents out there who really need a cape: and perhaps a glass of wine- or two!