Some of us know of the wee Scottish creature called the haggis. Some of us know that they are hairy wee things with one leg longer than the other to help them run round the hills all day long. Most of us don't know about the history of the haggis though and how it had to come through some dark days before it emerged as the fun-loving, half-daft creature we know and love today. In this historically inaccurate tale, we get a chance to remember those clan wars and follow two lovers who manage to break free. A tale of love conquering all, (with the help of a wise druid), and perhaps a lesson or two to learn from the hairy wee dafties.