Some people just know how to live. Except Dr. Blackjack. He never even tried. It is July of 1992. During Smith University's summer semester, Blackjack grows tired of rehashing the same old Physics lessons. He sees that the young people in his class are more alive than he ever was. They are comprised of jive-talking hipster Odie Easterday, easy-going peace-lover Chad Murdoch, and the unintentionally wise yet cleverly nicknamed Some Dude, followed by suburban rappers Roscoe and Roscoe. After breaking their trust and learning the boys' secrets, Dr. Blackjack surgically alters the brain of student John Braxton. Blackjack blesses Braxton with powers beyond their control. Aided by blind cyborg Felon Keller and evil meteorologist Leslie Weathermen, the team produces a violent and unorthodox political campaign to gain control of Student Government, while brutally slaughtering all opposition. Only the most irresponsible people in the world can stop them.