The number one blonde jokes book, guaranteed to keep you laughing. More than 200 pages packed with hundreds of the best blonde jokes. Extra: Includes more than 150 celebrity blonde quotes. Sample jokes: There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo " she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Helloooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs " A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"