Alphabetical Order

Professor Dog, President Staffuk and the campus cops, and the know-it-all, mind-of-their-own, not-interested-in-education students, led by the voluptuous, mini-skirted, make-love-not-war Eve Alpha and the always-politically-motivated reactionary Bob Beta, will remind you of the anarchy that always lies in wait in every classroom and the way that it is always smashed. And thereby projects an image of the larger world. Times change, the forms of anarchy change, but the eventual suppression of it is always 'alphabetical" in the sudden application of arbitrary power when things get out of hand. Alpha, sit here Beta, sit there Gamma, sit here But "you" won't be able to sit still as this laugh-out-loud school daze drama plays itself out.