College sophomore Andy Stevenson (A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation) is back and so is Murphy's Law! Meeting a cute and questionably gifted poet in a Creative Writing class soon becomes the encounter from hell when Andy learns that not all gay men are sensitive, well-adjusted and looking for Mr. Right. Some of them want the booty and will stalk at nothing to get it.Armed with his two best friends and recently resurfaced sense of sarcasm, Andy prepares to defend his fledgling relationship with the half-Asian and wholly domineering Alan by doing battle with the most fearsome and evil ho to come along since.since.all other fearsome and evil hos before this one: The Lord of the Loins!