ANN WIDDECOMBE: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX Finally, beautifully crafted yet stunningly empty, it's the gift book all fans of sexy stuff have been waiting for, as politician and renowned SORT Ann Widdecombe reveals EVERYTHING she knows about sex, and more. (Or, strictly speaking, less). With celebrated intercourse-avoider Ann finally breaking her sexy silence, the book features a real introduction, chapter headings including 'Doing Sex' and 'Everything Ann Knows About Other Rudies and Naughties', a beautiful glossy cover, and in between all that, 67 stunningly empty pages. "Sexy." Robin Thicke "Very sexy." Miley Cirus "Very, very sexy." David Cameron Other EMPTY BOOKS include: THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MALE USEFULNESS THE WIT AND WISDOM OF JEREMY CLARKSON THE POINT OF KATIE HOPKINS