Annselm Morpurgo is a contemporary of Andy Warhol and is a still-living Poet, Futurist and Scientific Philosopher. Also known as ArtemisSmith, besides operating her own successful off-Broadway workshop that gave rise to many of today's Film and Television celebrities, in the 1950-60's, she was a prominent strategist of the Rainbow and GLBT civil rights movements. This multicolor, multifont satirical long-poem, presented as Grandma's Nietzschean "calligraphic eye-candy" and "chicken soup for the Soul" turns both Cosmology and Human History on its head in Swiftian fashion to provide a new theology compatible with the Unified Sciences. Grandma's Appendix 'dusts off' ArtemisSmith's entire 1989 visionary science fiction epic: "SKEETS: the new Frankenstein chronicles" an an integral part of the narrative, in renewed and enhanced calligraphic splendor. A MONOGRAPH OF THE SAVANT GARDE INSTITUTE