Have you ever driven by a church and seen a phrase out front, usually based on Scripture in a way that is often clever or humorous? This book contains over 1,100 of these, collected over the years, as well as a few poems and short stories. Dr. Ronald A. Bronte¿, a descendant of the famous Bronte¿ sisters-writers, has written a Christian book with sayings, quips, quotes, poems, church signs, sayings of his own. There is also some humor included, culled from reading church signs, sayings of his friends, attending services, reading books, and much originating from his own wit. It is his hope the reader will benefit from the advice, education, and unforgettable sayings that he or she will find enlightening and inspirational for years to come.