"Attention Asshole Anonymous Citations for Inconsiderate Dog Owners" is an adult novelty book filled with 48 inconsiderate dog owner citations, which are a little bold and a little polite. Two to a page--Cutout Citations with the six phrases listed below. --8 citations for each phrase-- Each citation is titled 'Attention Asshole ' -Please tell your dog he forgot to pickup his sh#t today Thanks -Please tell your dog his sh#t does stink and the rest of us would like to breathe fresh air when we are outside Thanks -Please tell your dog to keep his ass off other people's property Thanks -Please tell your dog to shut the f#ck up so the rest of us can get some sleep Thanks -Please tell your dog he needs to be on a leash before he gets hit by a car Thanks -Please tell your dog he needs to stop pissing on people's car tires Thank You Please note: The contents of this book was revised on 1/28 due to file clarity issues. Citations have been enlarged with a new black pin-stripe border. Amazon's "Look Inside" feature will not display the updated file until mid-February. The author apologizes for the previous editions, which appeared distorted due to a file issue. More books by Bridget available on Amazon: www.amazon.com/author/bridgethiggins