"Attention Asshole Anonymous Citations for Inconsiderate Drivers" is an adult novelty book filled with 56 inconsiderate driver citations, which are a little sarcastic and a little polite. Eight citations for each phrase- Two 'cutout citations' per page with the seven statements listed below. Each citation is titled-- 'Attention Asshole ' -Learn to drive or take a taxi Have a nice day -Please tell your car to park in the center of the parking space so the rest of us can actually get into our cars Thanks -Please tell your car to slow down Thanks -Please tell your car to find a new place to park Thanks -Please tell your car to not block the road Thanks -Handicap Parking is for people with disabilities Get a permit or stop being an asshole -Can you please tell your car to turn down the music and get a hearing aid so the rest of us won't suffer hearing loss Thanks Please note: this book was revised on 1/28 due to file clarity issues. The citations have been enlarged with a new black pin-stripe border. Amazon's "Look Inside" feature will not display the updated file until mid-February. The author apologizes for the previous editions, which appeared distorted due to a file issue. More books by Bridget available on Amazon: www.amazon.com/author/bridgethiggins