Have you ever had a bad hair day? I don't mean a regular day when your hair won't do what you want, like it won't easily be tamed into a ponytail. I don't even mean a day when you can't get a comb through your hair. I have lots of days like that. Have you ever had a bad hair day that left you baffled, befuddled, and bewildered? A bad hair day when your hair is so wild that animals decide to live in it? I had such a day. Read about it and learn from my mistake.