The "voice of reason" never shuts up. Yours and mine; It's the same old nitwit in the long run. It shouts and whispers, shrieks and whistles our attention away from the lives we should be living every moment, to a fantasy world filled with fears and grandeur and no time at all. It's only when something finally shakes us so badly, throttles our senses with such terror, that for one instant we can see the hilarity of our invented drama; the fear, the despair, the anger, the wanting and grasping - we can suddenly see it all for what it is. In Baldie Stories, visit a restaurant where the menu offers several varieties of despair and some clever sides of poor life choices. Hear the secrets of the universe and learn the fandango from an alien who believes hair signifies lower life forms. Meet an artist who is more famous for his neat backside and the mustache carved in the back of his head than his artwork. Meet a gimp porn artist named, Birdie Birdie, and her art-star ex-husband, Sylvester Sylvester. But wait, there's more So much more Baldies is a book that proves it doesn't matter what you use to find your freedom; a bald head will do. It's as good as anything else