Down in schizopolitan Bristol, TN/VA, the "birthplace of country music," Bathrobes Pierre wanders around in a red silk bathrobe and sings songs about copyright or the evils of unexploded cluster bombs. And nobody pays much attention. But that doesn't faze him, particularly since he's gotten wrapped up in an issue that, to his amazement, no one -- no one -- is talking about: the stupefying, total absence of a well-regulated, citizen-armed militia as prescribed by the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. If only he could bring back George Washington to clear things up. Joan Domremy might just be the person to make it happen. A recent transplant from upstate New York, she's trying to patch a broken heart by shooting her grandfather's Winchester rifle and cultivating visions. "I dreamed I saw George Washington, alive as he could be ..."