Did you hear what the caterpillar did on New Year's Eve? He turned over a new leaf. What was the snail doing on the motorway? About 5 centimeters an hour. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. How do you treat a sick pig? Rub it with ointment. Where does a goldfish go on holidays? Round the globe. A whole zoo-full of animal jokes that are guaranteed to quack you up!