Beer, Cats, and the Future of Civilization Kit Morris is tired of working in a factory and drinking a six-pack in the alley every night. Then a strange cat appears who not only talks, but calls him, "You Highness." A Night at the Red Lion Joe the bartender serves werewolves, asteroid miners, and an ordinary human woman named Regina Rexford, who realizes that all realities converge in the Red Lion Pub. Whenever You Go, There We Are Henry Gafford is a thirteen-year-old in rural Illinois in 1934, and he has a secret. He and his dad run a service station for time machines in their barn. Stupid Action at a Distance Danny Frenner doesn't want to go to Mars. He just wants to find a woman to share his life with. When he meets a nice girl but she has to stay on Earth, he sends her a message that changes everything.