Beetle, a 15-year-old boy, is tasked with what seems to be an insurmountable mission. Finding his sneaker, a green haired troll, and preserving the rainforest are all a part of his every-day life. Will he also have time to take on the biotoxic bulldogs and win the girl of his dreams? This is a comedic novel featuring a fifteen-year-old boy named Beetle and his involvement with the production of a film, The Attack of the Biotoxic Bulldogs. It is highly cinematic, both in content and in form. The novel uses a strong cast of characters, each vividly portrayed, believable, and compelling. The dialogue pops, and the speech of each personality sings.