**This book has been replaced by a newer title: "How to be a modern lady," by the same authors. ** Whenever browsing in your local bookstore or online, there's a plethora of books telling you how to be a modern day gentleman. Books telling you how to be a modern lady however, are practically non-existent. In this book, you'll learn everything you need to know about being a tweny-first century lady. We tried to approach the subject as playfully and informally as possible, as an answer to all the boring etiquette books that exsist. Furthermore, we did our best to keep the book pretty brief; that way, you can always carry it around and have a handy reference available at all times. In this book you'll learn how to: * look like a lady * determine if you're in an accepted state of drunkenness * seduce a gentleman, like a lady * learn how to tango and much more