Thus begins this satirical tale of medieval battles, monsters, and coming of age. Chronicles Von Hugenstein is a virginal young man from a sheltered, fundamentalist boarding school. Everything changes when he falls through a vortex and lands in the mythical kingdom of Belegarth. He discovers a land of brave warriors and epic battles; of trolls, orcs, and goblins; of masonry, chivalry, and bonery. In this world of swordplay and sensual pleasures, young Chronicles learns to be a warrior. He learns to be a man. And he just might find a place where he finally belongs. This humorous novel pays homage to the world of medieval fighting, historical reenactment, and live action role play. The modern-day fighting communities of Belegarth, Dagorhir, Amtgard and others come to life in this tale. Welcome to the land of enchantment, mystery, monsters, and exhausting innuendos. Welcome to Belegarth.