Macaw meets masochist - what could possibly go wrong ... Drawing on a fine history of British eccentricity, this tantalising tale is sprinkled with some distinctly dodgy politics, peppered with astonishing official ineptitude, garnished with much erotic dysfunction, and strewn with ludicrously unlikely coincidences. When a shadowy organisation at the heart of the government oversteps the mark, when devious minds conspire to deceive the public, and when criminality becomes a Downing Street tool, Bertie the hyacinth macaw steps forward to save the day - but at what cost?