Think you know those Bible stories you learned as a child? Think again For centuries the churches have intentionally "edited" these fables in order to conceal some very bizarre and ugly facts. Did you know that God had "other sons"? Or that a rape victim could be stoned to death? Or that pissing off old Yahweh could get you a severe case of hemorrhoids? This book strips away the cloak of censorship and lays bare the whole story. With the skill of a forensics detective piecing together a crime scene, coupled with biting satire and poignant prose, CL Putnam takes the reader back in time and "literarily" recreates several stories from a fresh, unique and completely unorthodox perspective, uncensored and with all the grisly imagery intact. Some of the stories in this book are horrifically tragic; others are hilariously farcical, yet all of them can be found in the "Good" Book. Whatever the genre, each one is guaranteed to make the reader gasp and say, "I didn't know THAT was in the Bible "