Finally, a novel for teen lovers of musical theatre and show choir Bit Players, Has-Been Actors and Other Posers takes you deep into the heart of a high school drama program, with its creativity, camaraderie, politics and, well, drama. Join Sadie Perkins in her quest for a lead role, as the Crudup High School drama club makes its own musical out of Twilight. Intrigue abounds. Why does Sadie's rival Lucey really get the role of Bella? What's behind foreign exchange student Nigel's interest in high school theatre? And where does the show's director, Mr. Ellison, disappear to three days before opening night? With everything falling apart, can the cast even pull off the show?