Blurtso the donkey writes his first novel Blurtso's alter ego, Blurtseau Lundif, an eighteenth century French pirate donkey, sails the Mediterranean in search of fortune and fame. Exiled by the king, Blurtseau is forced to make his way as a pirate until the death of the king and the rise of Napoleon. Based on the episodes from "The Blurtso Chronicles" at http: //blurtso.com. Playfully illustrated with over 300 drawings done by the author.