In the late 1970s a trio of misfits spirit and plot to earn enough money to purchase a large remote riverfront property in the timbered wilderness of Western Washington. Their journeys take them on hair-raising adventures as they drive ever forward into more money and more danger. Soon everyday life becomes a battle against a raging river, the elements, and eventually each other. Follow along on a finely crafted dark comedy written in a new-era style of Gonzo-fiction, and seen through the eyes of an inventive young man who should have, "Been more careful about what he wished for."