Linda Salisbury's new collection of newspaper columns are culled from twenty-two years of delighting readers of the Sarasota Herald-Tribune with her take on raising kids, marriage, pets, fruitcake, dieting and clutter. It includes such gems as her destructive dog, "a cross between a terrier and a Swiss Army knife," and that her husband suffers from "delusions of neatness." Salisbury is the author of an award-winning children's series (the Bailey Fish Adventures) and "Mudd Saves the Earth." Her comic adult novel, "Mother's: A novel of hoarding, friending and mischief," is slated for a January 2012 release.