Butterscotch and Marmalade are two little girls like any other; they love mouse eyes for breakfast, frogs, and sending plagues of hairnets to attack unsuspecting peasants. Oh, and they live with a witch on the edge of a magical forest called Piddly Woods. Follow the girls as they embark on their first adventure into a world of magic, singing fig rolls and short-sighted fairies to find the very last dragon alive before Prince Malcolm makes sandwiches out of it. "Absolutely fascinating, who knew you could play tennis with cheese."-The Daily Herring "After reading this, I had wind."-The Confused Lamppost "Sensational, I would visit Poop any time . . . oh, isn't this a travel book?"-The Clarified Butter