Introduction They always lock the gym doors when they practice. There are too many horny college boys wanting to stand around watching a bunch of half-naked cheerleaders practice, and the girls don't need the distraction. Mary clears her throat. "Listen up recruits." There is a sudden hush. "We are a tight-knit family. Your captain." She looks around the room at each recruit. .."And you are to refer to her as Oh Mighty Captain." She awaits any descent. "Oh Mighty Captain, Myself.. and you may call me sister, and Beth here will ask you to do things you may never have done before.. sometimes do things your body will scream its objection to." She studies the room again. "Our expectation is you will do these things.. without complaint, and to the best of your ability." Mary circles Monique, still seated, and Beth now, then faces the recruits again. In this spirit, you will all now form a uniform line. Oh Mighty Captain, she will then stand and drop her under-things, and you will each file past Oh Mighty Captain...