Blame it all on the words RAUNCH or UNIVERSAL, otherwise why and how do the paths of an agent - hell bent on revenge - two males models, a Sophia Loren lookalike, a vindictive international photographer, a garrotte, a mysterious, white paste and Queen Elizabeth the First inevitably cross and sometimes double cross? One clue may lie in Venice, another in Udaipur or even the Amazon jungle, but it all follows a vicious encounter between the Sophia Loren lookalike and an art student more interested in the delights of acrimony than art. Add to this a champion "rugger bugger," a fashion designer with a chip on his shoulder bigger than any "Dynasty" shoulder pad and the nail-biting "fun" starts to unravel