This is the story of the first term of a Chinese student, Chan, at Cambridge University. It is very saucy and very naughty; not the sort of thing to show your wife/husband and certainly not the children; but might be of interest to your girlfriend/lover. Chan is very concerned about the size of his penis, and goes to great lengths to remedy this, with interesting and painful results His not-quite perfect knowledge of the English language leads to some embarrassingly funny situations, and his total lack of talent at sports produces a brilliant cricketer; but only because he tries to defend his private parts.