Chocolate Chocolate Moons: a humorous futuristic mystery. 4 Book Reviews below. THE LAST DIET YOU WILL EVER BE ON Barbara Bruce White Mountain Talk Show HOST News Talk 970 & 1270 streaming at 970kvwm.com. All of us have wished we could find that magic bullet for weight loss but it is always elusive. In Chocolate Chocolate Moons, Jackie Kingon takes you on a journey that is truly "out of this world" with humor and, believe it or not, information that could work for you, not just at Armstrong University, but right here on Planet Earth. You laugh, you empathize and then you re-think how you look at the way you view the food you eat. Love the book As a Radio Talk Show Host, I also loved Jackie; listeners connected with her right away because we know that she sees inside all of us who would really long to GIVE UP the DIETING GAME once and for all. KIRKUS REVIEW Molly Marbles, an overweight 24th-century Earth girl, wrote "The Joy of Salami," an essay that won her a spot at a university on the moon. Later, after marriage and twin girls, Molly lives on Mars. After starting a new job as a security guard at the Culinary Institute, she investigates a mystery: People are ending up poisoned after eating her favorite snack food, Chocolate Moons. Kingon invents a colorful, often outrageous cast: Molly's first love, Drew, who has an affair with CC, otherwise known as Colorful Copies; Cortland Summers, Molly's husband and an aspiring rock legend; and Rocket, a sleazy fellow looking to make lots of money by any means necessary; and other memorable characters. The author builds a weird, hilarious universe full of witty language and unique detail. In the future, for example, Hallmark-card artwork is expensive and coveted, Uranus is home to toy factories and Mars has cities named New Chicago and Pharaoh City. Kingon's prose is often as snappy as her settings; when Molly discovers Drew's affair she proclaims, "Suddenly I feel like a pizza cut into more than eight slices. " The story does wrap up with a satisfying conclusion. Delightful. CLARION REVIEW HUMOR Chocolate Chocolate Moons Jackie Kingon Molly Summers is a gal who loves her chocolate. While working as a security guard at a factory where a particular candy is poisoned, the lead investigator points out that Molly had easy access to commit the crime. "Easy access but no motive," she tells him. "I consider Godiva and Hershey saints and chocolate to be the food of the gods." Welcome to the twenty-fourth century, when overweight earthlings can travel to the moon and live in an atmosphere where they weigh nearly five times less than their actual weight. At first, it is heaven for the Neil Armstrong University-bound Molly and her heavyset boyfriend, Drew, but they soon break up when another girl comes between them. Life goes on for Molly, and when readers meet up with her again she is married, the mother of twin fifteen-year-old daughters, and working security for the Culinary Institute of Mars, where the big question of the novel arises: why would someone want to sabotage the popular candy Chocolate Moons? With the help of her Martian best friend, Jersey, and Jersey's husband-the half-human, half-machine, Trenton-Molly tries to solve the mystery. Those who like unusual stories served with a dose of humor will enjoy Molly's out-of-this-world adventure. Robin Farrell Edmunds MIDWEST BOOK REVIEW Every taste of sweetness might have a bit of poison behind it. "Chocolate Chocolate Moons" is a novel following larger Molly Marbles as she's presented with an opportunity to break from her cycle of dieting with a trip to the moon where her weight is suddenly much less of concern, and when her favorite snack food turns out to have a hidden twist, Molly has more on her plate than even she can handle. "Chocolate Chocolate Moons" is a humorous romp, sure to please many a reader. Micah Andrew Reviewer