Chronicles of My Life with a Blonde is an epic and hilarious tale of antics of a male blonde spouse and the descent of his brunette wife into the depths of insanity. These stories are true, the participants are not actors. They are actual humans with a life pending in Washington State, only their identities have been changed to protect the innocent...and themselves from pending lawsuits. Anyone resembling these characters will be prosecuted for identity theft. Any similarities...well, you have our sympathies. No actual animals were harmed in the making of this book...blondes were, unfortunately. No spoilers, you'll have to buy the book So, what are you waiting for? Clearance price? Come on, buy the book. You know you want to...it will give you that joke you were looking for for the office party.