A nameless land in a timeless past, where great wars have been fought and epic deeds have been done. Sadly, things aren't what they used to be and humanity is in a bit of a slump. The Magick has gone out of the world, the economy of the richest, proudest nation is built on dung and heroes are in short supply as no-one will pay a premium for hazardous working conditions. This is world of Colin, failed barbarian and barely-competent thief, whose only real talent is for attracting trouble . . .