Robert Nightingale is a twenty four year old mummy's boy who is grossly overweight and wallowing in self-pity. His slobby lifestyle is about to be changed, however, when his young, vivacious aunt pressurises him into joining her dance classes and becoming a male escort. We follow his journey as he metamorphoses into a handsome and desirable young man, during which time he loses both his virginity and naivity. Waiting in the wings lurks Kirsty, a painfully shy young woman with designs on him, if only she could make him notice her. It is not until Kirsty finally books his services as an escort that he find out what love might be like, if only he would give it a chance.