Gabe is a teenage Jehovah's Witness convinced that God is going to kill him at Armageddon for masturbating. His father, an elder in the congregation, decides the fate of sinners, like a married couple who confess to accidentally having had anal sex, while his mother waits for happiness on the other side of Armageddon. When Gabe falls in love with Jasmine, things only get more complicated. Fearing eternal damnation and caught up in the only belief system he has ever known, it is up to Gabe to find his own path to love, romance, sanity and happiness.