Puckered out? Can't stomach another President Barack Obama COOL WET KISS? For almost six years we've been assaulted by the president's foreplay-the casual saunter, the engaging touch, the smooth words, the silky tone, the beguiling stare. Pure BHO seduction. Then, wham, played for suckers again Under a cloak of charismatic cool, President Obama finessed his way into the White House then proceeded to degrade, debauch, and debase our cherished American Values with the Obama Cool Rules. Obama took advantage of America's optimistic, creative, fun-loving culture, then turned it upside down and made a mockery of it. Thanks, B, for inspiring a new genre in the lefty-dominated publishing world-Popped Culture. We've been riding this perverse roller coaster colliding with politics, the media, social justice, Hollywood, the food police, regulations, economics, class warfare, psychology, retro racism, ethics, lawlessness, wealth redistribution, the environmentalists, jealous countries, terrorists, along with all the domestic and foreign institutions that fell under the Obama spell. Whipsawed every which way Yes, B, you fundamentally popped the American culture. Embracing historical inflection points that forged liberal convictions, Obama recast their significance to accommodate his obsequious world. The Obama Cool Rules became his tools to secure power whenever, wherever. There are five Obama Cool Rules. You'll recognize them. We've seen them up close and personal because our lives are controlled by them. In 2016 this will change. If you feel hoodwinked, double-crossed, strung along, deceived, swindled, duped, and manipulated, you're not alone. One day we woke up and realized that while we were working at BUILDING America, progressive forces and greedy opportunists were working to destroy the U.S. and remake it into a European colony. Wait, we fought and won that battle. The British gave it up at Yorktown in 1781-233 years ago Storming the beaches at Normandy in 1944 sealed the deal. Besides, remaking the U.S. into a European Union satellite sets the bar way too low. Americans move forward. Why go backward? We have a superior system of governance and a coveted world-class quality of life. And we want to be more like Europe . . . why? Right the wrong. Everyone has a vote. Stand up for the VALUES that made the United States of America the magnet for the aspirational, the most efficient economic machine, and the absolute finest country in the history of the world. We may have to work harder to protect it, but it's worth it