This book is a collection of imaginative, insightful, brilliant, and well-written short stories by Brian Anglin. It includes: 1. "Einstein Rode Bitch" - A brilliant physicist finds the ultimate loop-hole in the equation for intimacy. He discovers a way to travel into the future so he can have sex with himself. Why not? After all, nobody knows him better. 2. "The Faith of a Mustard Seed" - Skinner was raised as a science project. Today, his creators will set him loose in the world. 3. "Revelations" - Which city will be lucky enough to host the Second Coming? Cardinal Fo' Shizzle does his best to make sure the Catholic Church is on the short list. 4. "Forget Me Nots" - When you rent part of your brain out to the highest bidder, you never know who you will fall in love with. 5. "The Love Gun" - First contact inspires alien race to explore the power of love. Each of these modern-day masterpieces has been previously published by magazines, websites, and anthologies of questionable taste. They have also been published individually by Brown Bag Publishing, and they are available electronically here on Amazon for Kindle devices and readers.