When Tomasz' father is thrown into the dungeon by the King of Bogrolovia, Tomasz begs the King to spare his father's life. The King agrees on one condition. Tomasz must travel to the Urgh-No Pass and kill the evil vampire, Count Terror Tomasz sets off towards the mountains with just seven days to complete his task. Along the way he meets the court jester, Nicoli Stringoli, a deceitful ointment seller, the One-Eyed Gypsy King and his hunchback daughter and the mysterious Baron Batory - before finally coming face to face with Count Terror himself. Will Tomasz be able to save his father? And what about the Golden Goat? A fast-moving and hilarious vampire-spoof adventure for 8-12 year olds - in which nothing and nobody is quite as they seem With illustrations by Tom Duxbury.