Arts group publicist Scootie Jones and his lovely trustee Juliana Kross conduct the most perfectly run affair in the history of adultery, filled with secret messages and CIA-level rendezvous points. But the forces of social position threaten their romance from the inside, and we all know who gets screwed when the poor take on the rich. A comic romance-with-brains from the author of The Popcorn Girl and Nature Boy.