If history seems as jumbled as a tossed salad and as tangled as a bowl of spaghetti, imagine how our food sees history. Our food is very sensitive to the plight of humans while it maintains a healthy respect. Now for the first time, history is seen through the eyes of our potato friends. This is the first revisionist history written from the perspective of our food. These are the paintings and stories of historical events as told by fruits and vegetables from around the world. So "Damn the Zucchinis, Full Speed Ahead" and let "Lemon Drop" plunk you into the middle of history as told by your favorite foods.