KENNEDY KING IS TYPING . . .

Rules of Cringe Club:

1. Members must swear on Taylor Swift and all things good and holy that what is said in Cringe Club, STAYS in Cringe Club
2. Members are NOT permitted to tell anyone about Cringe Club, or else
3. In fact, there IS NO Cringe Club ;) . . . Get it?
4. Basically, this is a super-secret group for people (us) that are the victims of cringe
5. We should SO start a band called VICTIMS OF CRINGE
6. Anyway, welcome to this group that does not exist xxx

My name is Kennedy King and I have been FORCED to move to London by The Mother. I have just started Hellington High School (aka HELL HIGH), which is a massive waste of everyone's time because after SEVEN years of education, I reckon I've learnt enough.

Anyway, I defo don't fit in here: I don't have designer trainers, I don't like sushi and definitely DO NOT have a skin-care routine thank you very much. The only GOOD thing about moving is that The Mother has finally agreed to let me have my own phone (guilt present) so I can stay in touch with my best friends. Welcome to our group chat. It's called Cringe Club because, like you might have guessed, it contains a cringe binge of EPIC proportions. Enter at your own risk (of cringe) and remember . . . what is said in Cringe Club, STAYS in Cringe Club.