Daily Hassles of Being a Kid

Jacob Hayes is an average kid, and he doesn't appreciate the responsibilities he's expected to tackle on a daily basis.

For example, every so often, his mom will go to the basement, take a few steps down the stairs, and say, "Oh, time to change the kitty litter." There's nothing worse than taking out that horrible, smelly heap of litter.

And if his mom knew about the lump of greenish-gray fuzz in his closet, she might send in a biohazard waste removal team to clean his room instead of asking him to do it himself.

For every one of Jacob's responsibilities or "hassles," as he calls it, he has come up with his own outrageous solution. To fix his messy room problem, Jacob believes, his mom needs to find a way to keep the house clean all on her own, because if she doesn't, everyone in the house might get turned into mutant-undead-zombies.

Jacob's solutions or "fix," as he calls it will have you doubled-over laughing over the Daily Hassles of Being a Kid.